
*This was the closest I could get to Balls on Fire... Bear **is that how you spell it?** with me*
After lathering on an excessive dosage a tingle started to befall on my balls. This quickly escalated to a searing pain. This pain can't be stopped with water, paper towels to try and remove said cream or me not thinking about them. SO after a good half an hour of burning balls it wore off leaving my bags pink, so very pink... As I always so no experience is a complete loss. *Make your friend drink till he spews... you have to clean up the spew... It seems like a complete loss at the time but you learn in the future that it's only funny till you have to clean it up. A blog post for another time maybe.* This occasion left me understanding that deep heat cream is not for the sensitive scrotum skin that protects your nuts :P.
Ok I couldn't really find a picture relating to my scrotum being on fire so this video of a guys nads getting stomped on after being lit on fire will have to do. I guess the fire part is kinda related...
So anyway my Tuesday was slightly eventful as I had to sit through the first 3 periods of school with tender nuts just trying not to move too much and prevent myself from becoming infertile :S.
That's it for me today, hopefully I can get a better, longer, less singed post out in the next couple of days, but until then. Stay pretty everybody, o so pretty, and witty and g...

It's ironic cuz FML is better :P
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