Nuclear Wake Up!

Well here we are on another NZ Saturday actually coming through with my minimal post-a-week to keep this blog alive. I've just woken up and with the events that just happened to me it seems appropriate that I write something about it because people. I just survived a nuclear attack.

I was sleeping cozily in my blanket and sheets just chilling out on a Saturday morning. I was warm, nothing could disturb the heavenly sleep I was in. I was wrong. To this day I believe that NZ is a pretty nuclear free country. We don't have nuclear power, we don't even let nuclear ships enter our waters I believe all in the pursuit to keep our green image. But what's that to stop someone dropping nukes all over the major cities of New Zealand in hate for us as we're the panzy asses who consider ourselves "green."

Well somehow my mind figmented this all in a fraction of a second. BOOM! A crashing sound knocks me out of my sleep. The curtains fly open and an orange light peels into my room. Whats just happened? I jump out of my bed, wobble upstairs (I just woke up remember) and see dad sitting there to say
"what's up"
"what the f**k was that"
"what was what?" Upon looking out our window onto the street a noob trying to load a container onto his truck had dropped, the curtains had coincidently flew open and the sun happened to be right in the sky where my mind had placed the nuclear mushroom cloud to be. So feeling like an idiot I came downstairs to do my Saturday post.

Well I'm glad it wasn't a real nuke dropped on green ole NZ and that I'm still alive but hey I got a post from it :D

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Welcome To Saturday Night

Well people how is your night going??? Well I am going super as I've just been out on a saturday night chattin' with the shielas *some colloquial language for you aussies* and drinking with the mates. I'd just like to say that man a flask full of bourbon doesn't go very far these days. What am I saying? This post is even boring me! If I were you I wouldn't read on from here but spoiler alert it gets better... I think.

Haha it was google fail for this one and google fail very rightly it was? Does that sentence make sense?

Ok so this isn't a very relavent post considering the state of my body and mind, it's rather a check up on my blog. I wanna keep this stuff dynamic so I gotta be regular with my updates. So people! You know what you should do. Post me a comment telling me the colour of your hair or something. Or maybe, maybe the name of your pet and try typing it with your elbow. That might be a good idea. Yeah do that. Sorry for the non sensicle ramblings but I'm having fun doing this post :).

It was I can't think straight for this image. Huh I wonder why 0.o...

Along with my prior challenge set up above ^ I want you to type something lame/wierd into google and link to the wierdest image on the front page. I honestly don't expect anyone to actually reply to this post considering the newness *zat a word?* of my blog and the time people have to spare. But come on take some time. Who would of thought from the example above right :)

Anyways congratz to my brother Ben who just bought a house, and my brother Tom for getting a set of golf clubs. Tom has already got a house in the inferior country to NZ, Australia, so gratz for back then I guess, but staying in the present I hope Ben you have the best for your new house. His blog is up in the blog roll. Check out his travel blog, he may not be traveling in the recent but it's cool to see where he's been and what he's done, give it a look it's pretty cool.

Bro Ben with a tiger. See more at Ben and Kerri's Travel Blog

So another quick check up due to shortness of time and drunkness of Sam. Sorry for the slight sloppy approach to my blog once again. But honestly, retweet this and stuff, leave me a comment on whats happenin', it's always good to see whats up.

Cya round people, stay chilly!

Saturday, I'm Back and Slightly Black

Ok so I've been away for a bit cause my blog was bugging up and I didn't like it and wasn't happy but now I'm back. Blog looks good again and i'm motivated to get blog posting again.

So where have I been the past month??? Well mostly over in Australia seeing my big bro Tom. Thanks for planning everything and letting me stay at your house. It was fully choice. Ok so my brother just recently moved over there to try something new, bought a house packed with asbestos *cough cough feeling the cancer already* and found themselves jobs. Now I was sadly dissapointed with the babes over in Aus or should I say... *The not so babes*. It was when I got to the beach and saw maybe one macn girl* ( see bottom ) that I lost all hope in australia. Beachers of Australia you let me down...

So now I'm back in New Zealand and have just passed the first week of school, Kindle Wireless Reading Device (6" Display, Global Wireless, Latest Generation) and guess what tommorow I'm going away to school camp!!! yay. So I'll be gone for another week hopefully I'll be able to get another post up when I get back linking to all the pictures of cool shit we do!

You know what that last image had no relevance at all to any topic.

Yea so the last two images... No relevance but hey who cares.

Since I don't really have anything to talk about I'm going to link to some of the writing I do for a site called triond. If you're an aspiring writer and wanna join to make some cash. Join under my name I'll post both the referral and a writing piece. The piece is where I get pictures and talk about them. It's suppose to be kinda funny but I bet you won't think so. Leave me a comment about what you think. That's what I'm in writing for.

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Picture Pandemonium: My writing piece

Anyways thats me for this time. Have a great week without me :)

Theme from last time. *The one yonks back* Was 'down right awesome shit'

again if you don't get something or something doesn't seem right. Take a ride to this page below. It might clear some stuff up for you
Jokes and Radeeraraa

*Female In which you find so attractive you want to have intercourse with.

Saturday, Twas the ram

Heeeeey now i've been gone for like a week now so this is my first post in a while. Man have I been busy, waterpolo tourney, homework, music stuff. It's all happening in the last 2 weeks before school goes on break.

So first item on the agenda. It turns out it was in fact the ram on my computer that was screwing it up so yay me new ram free on warranty :) I have my functioning computer back up and running so hoorah!

Second item: we came second in the waterpolo by one goal. Grrrrr

Third: My blog is finally on google!!! type in sam's point of view and there I am! WAM on googles front page. Don't bring me down by saying that there aren't other sam's who need a point of view. Let me be happy for a lil while.

Fourth: I can use Amazon to really randomely advertise stuff :) E-cig Win! Stop Smoking Here!!!


Random Pic Time!

O you just gotta love photoshop!
So I'ma make a page for all the little jokes I make so new people reading this blog won't go WOW whats NHBT? So just look to your right I'm sure you'll see it sitting there jsut having a chill on the right side of my page :) There it is... On the right there... Just chilln

Ok so I went to a party in toga. It was choice, everyone saw my nipple infact it was so choice that George and maggie came toga aswell. So yes lots of pictures of us three, the toga trio. If you wanna see pictures from that party you can go to the link below

FB Pics here

I really should be stumbling uponing all these posts so I can get more people reading bout my awesome life but ugh.... so much effort, instead lets talk about last night.

I had a waterpolo game at 7pm didn't get home till 9:30pm so I sat at home... MLIA. Yup last night was boring didn't do nothing, nothing at all. This sadness deserves another random picture considering this post isn't really about too much. I covered everything in a nutshell with my agenda!

Silly Ducks these days :P

Anyways thats enough from me today so i'll see you later, hopefully it's not all the way next week :)

Bold theme from last time was pointless stuff, good luck guessing this one *CLUE* MLIA should be bolded a lot more time :P