Lindsay Lohan, Why Aren't We Surprised

Dear Lindsay

This is the second instalment of letters I have found myself writing to you. In the last letter, I talked about how you should go from being derailed to the straight and narrow but now obviously you haven't. I'd just like to point out you could have easily avoided going to jail but instead you avoided alcohol ed probation meetings to probably go get drunk. It is a sad state for the world when you may get payed more than in your whole acting career to be interviewed after you've been in jail. You should be fortunate for that priviledge, in NZ you'll get a slap on the wrist and a kick on the butt as you leave prison. Not a million dollars. Be smarter about life Lindsay. Don't drop the soap in prison, only god knows what goes down in the female prisons. See ya in 90 days.

Yours truly
Sam

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Miley and her vagina
Lindsay... and her... vagina...

Friday, Such A Lonely Day

Such a lonely day, and it's mine... Yes, well no I'm having a quiet friday night tonight watching youtube videos chilling away at beers here and there. I state that it's a lonely day because I'm just sitting at home. No friday night party or anything. I am however going to a 21st tomorrow which should provide me with some fun. Happy Bday steph you da best underwater hockey coach out :).



So the drama continues at school. On this episode of Avondale college... you know teenagers, if you wanna see whats going on at our school just go watch an episode of the hills and take out the crappy acting. wooooeeee if I had a dollar for every time I've heard the word slut slung at someone this week, I would have quite a few dollars. The strange thing is a lot of em are to friends who are just angry that they aren't christian and live according to the bible, sounds really like ye olde dark ages of christianity it does. We can all be thankful they aren't scientologists and think aliens are impregnating our females.



Ok so I've been doing physics at school and been lately informed of someones rule of if it's bigger it can't travel as fast due to drag and stuff so thats why light travels so fast yadeyayaya, so if so the closest star being still ages away doesn't that mean that aliens would have to be able to live millions of years to even be able to get to earth alive due to the fact that they won't be able to travel the speed of light and all that outer space shit is light years away? Whatever is the possibilities or whatever I think this person below has got it all wrong :P.



See I have heard about voids of space where there is no matter so maybe it's possible but lets get off the physical up you butthole topic for now aye, don't wanna be sounding like sheldon. :P



Ok so this video I'm about to post caught the attention of the wannabe ninja inside of me. Watch below!



They title this a fail but I would say it's more of an epic win! how many people can stop a person flying at them with one foot! Insane in the membrane! Anyways people I'll see ya round with another post another time.

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Ninja WIN!

Weekend, time to hit the piss

People, people. I am in New Zealand and as of now I am finished school for the week. I am 16 and i'm ready to go hit the piss with my mates. As for people who don't know what the hell I'm talking about cause they aint from NZ and don't know what this means. It means I'm going out drinking with the boys.



For all you hippy old fullahs who think I shouldn't be doing at this age can get stuffed cause I know all you old stooges where back stocking up on homebrew back in your day. So peeps lighten up and read on. Anyways for the majority of the hillbilly NZ society Going out on the drink is a norm for people my age. So I'm actually less of a rebel and more of a conformist son of a bitch.



So far my day has consisted of a waterpolo game. Yes I strip down to speedos and show off my side pubes to everyone who doesn't want to see them and put on one of those funny caps... then wrestle with men in a pool... in speedos but thats beside the point. I play waterpolo, I'm not too good but hey we won this game and I didn't keep the bench warm like some of the other players did. I've been playing underwater hockey also for 3 years now... yes I know... it sounds like a silly sport but really it's one of the greatest sports i've ever played. Every other sport is all like get out of the pool and start running! Under water hockey is get out of the pool chill and have a beer. Yes it is a great sport and I can not emphasize enough the greatness of the euphoric slight high you get from oxygen deprivacy. No I kid but it is honestly a great sport.

If you wanna see our underwater hockey team go to this youtube link.
Avondale UWH Demorilisingly Uncouth...

Ok ok go watch this it's freaking epic. We had to send video into the organisers of our nationals tournament so we made a mockery of it. Now of course people won't get the private jokes like the hockey stick with the tic tacs... the yawning lizard is just in there for fun. NOW LOOK FOR ME OK!!! First freeze frame is my ass! I'm the one flying out of the pool!

See you peeps when I'm hungover!