Thursday, Spur Of The Moment Things Are Great

Suuuuup all. Man today is a sweet day in NZ sun's hot yet the wind is cold makes a real wierd mix of temperature but feels awesome after you've been swimming. So people today is the first day of a waterpolo tournament I'm in and I just had my first game... Now I'm at home wagging because lets be honest. School is boring :P why would I want to do calculus when i can sit at home and do nothing. but yes we did win our game 4-10 so that's just dandy :P.



What the choker in this choking pic failed to notice is that the chokee has a badass tat. As soon as this guy gets cap string out of his mouth he will proceed to beat the living daylight out of this man until his daylight is no longer living.

Soooooo my title says that things done on the spur of the moment are great. Pretty much I'm learning trumpet now 0.o. Yup went to school and now I'm learning trumpet. On the list of things I've done on the spur of the moment this actually isn't that high up there but what made me want to learn trumpet? What made me want to rub deep heat on my balls? :P *Explanation here*.



Now in my music class I was instructed to listen to Ronan Keating's - Life is a Rollercoster. Something about 3 notes in the chorus, anyways i'm not too sure but looking through the description, the video uploader had used his info tab to advertise electronic cigarettes. Talk about info unrelated... Makes me wonder if pointless advertising in random places actually works. *side note: What the hell are electric cigarettes???*



*sigh another way to make it look healthy*

anyways that's enough *buy warming lube for only 9.99 at savemart* for me today, ill see you guys on the flip flop later!

Bold theme from last time was cool s**t. Have fun guessing for this one!

O yea and there was 5 of those codes :)

Weekend, time to hit the piss

People, people. I am in New Zealand and as of now I am finished school for the week. I am 16 and i'm ready to go hit the piss with my mates. As for people who don't know what the hell I'm talking about cause they aint from NZ and don't know what this means. It means I'm going out drinking with the boys.



For all you hippy old fullahs who think I shouldn't be doing at this age can get stuffed cause I know all you old stooges where back stocking up on homebrew back in your day. So peeps lighten up and read on. Anyways for the majority of the hillbilly NZ society Going out on the drink is a norm for people my age. So I'm actually less of a rebel and more of a conformist son of a bitch.



So far my day has consisted of a waterpolo game. Yes I strip down to speedos and show off my side pubes to everyone who doesn't want to see them and put on one of those funny caps... then wrestle with men in a pool... in speedos but thats beside the point. I play waterpolo, I'm not too good but hey we won this game and I didn't keep the bench warm like some of the other players did. I've been playing underwater hockey also for 3 years now... yes I know... it sounds like a silly sport but really it's one of the greatest sports i've ever played. Every other sport is all like get out of the pool and start running! Under water hockey is get out of the pool chill and have a beer. Yes it is a great sport and I can not emphasize enough the greatness of the euphoric slight high you get from oxygen deprivacy. No I kid but it is honestly a great sport.

If you wanna see our underwater hockey team go to this youtube link.
Avondale UWH Demorilisingly Uncouth...

Ok ok go watch this it's freaking epic. We had to send video into the organisers of our nationals tournament so we made a mockery of it. Now of course people won't get the private jokes like the hockey stick with the tic tacs... the yawning lizard is just in there for fun. NOW LOOK FOR ME OK!!! First freeze frame is my ass! I'm the one flying out of the pool!

See you peeps when I'm hungover!