Sunday, Free Is My Favourite Word

Happy end of weekend everybody! Yes it's the end of the weekend and people are packing school bags, Brief cases and cones *for the stoners* and getting ready for a new week. I am suppose to be doing a calculus assignment but no one needs calculus so why the hell would I even bother doing it? Now I've got a question for everyone. Do you take advantage of stuff when it's free? For example, there are people handing out free samples at the food stores for new food thats on the market. Do you

A) Take one and don't take anymore because you feel like you've taken enough.
B) Take one circle round and back to get another one because its free.
C) Take as many as you can without them shooing you away for mooching of the freebies.

Now me I'm kind of a B) sort of guy but when it's gets down to the nitty gritty of your mates having a 21st and theres alot of free alcohol I'm looking at about a D).



So yes *NBHT?* I had a good time at the party drinking lots chatting to random people I didn't know... Who were also drinking lots, and overall had a good time but here comes the bad part. You know how you always feel bad after a night of drinking? Well I get a feeling in my gut like chucking would satisfy it's craving, well I had to play a waterpolo on that feeling and damn it didn't go down well, so close to projectile vomitting on the dude I was marking, alls well that ends well. Mums bacon and egg pie when i come home :).



Now people I don't want to get sick but my snot nose little brother, is coughing every few seconds around me. Now what do I do to stay healthy??? I've seen him he coughs in his hand, then puts his hand on a table?!?!? it's lose lose if I want to eat I have to eat germs :P I'm thinking I may have to give him to the gypsies who left him on our doorstep. shhhh don't tell him the truth we're waiting to break it to him that santa isn' real next year on his 15th birthday. No I tease he doesn't think santa is real atleast I hope he doesn't.



Guttered to be that kid :) anyways I'm off have a great Monday like I know you won't O btw if you wanna know what NBHT means your gunna have to read This post here!

Cya round people, stay pretty

Friday, Birthday Time

It's Friday and I'm winding down after a long week. Schools been stressing, teachers have been a hating and me as always is o so lazy to do any work set out by them. Maybe that's why their hating, maybe they're on their monthly :P. Either way school is over and it's the afternoon before my friday night. OK so george one of my better mates is having drinks at his house with a few of his mates for his birthday. What a lot of people don't know is that it is actually happening. Picture this...

"It's my birthday this weekend"
"O yea happy birthday, you doing anything?"
"Yea might just have a couple of drinks at my house"
"Ok sign me up for it"... Stop there, now multiply that conversation by about 50 people. His parents are cool people but 50 teenagers at his place getting drunk is a no show for his parents so now he's told half the people that his parents are being nazis and it's all off. Ha but little do they know that a few boys and girls are still going to have some birthday fun.



I love how in this picture they make his bottle look so ruggedy and disgusting like drinking is a bad thing :P.

George and I had this joke that we should bake a cake with a dildo in it and give the cake to someone for their birthday. Soooo as his present I'm making him a cake, I've been hinting through the week that I've bought such properties of this illicit manner, this one is sure to pull a few laughs as I present him a cake in front of his parents :)



It looks appetizing now... but you just wait.

So only a short post today, I'll see you peeps later. Have a good weekend and heres one last pic to send you on your way.



Did he buy his pants from the same store as ron burgundy?

Sunday Morning, Bakings' Dawning

Sunday Morning no rain is failling. Clear skies and the NZ crickets are chirpn away.
Ok in my last post I said I was going out to get on the drink and that I did. Wasn't too intensive though. Me and my mate george sat around drinking beer watchn movies (yes sad... so very sad). Our party plans fell through so that's what we resorted to.

Anyways I bet your wondering why baking is dawning (like said title ^_^) Well on saturday morning george and I went to our mates place to do baking. (yes sad... so very sad) ok so we did baking cause lets be honest our mothers are useless and don't bake our own baked goods. So we baked a coconut slice, got bored and ended up playing killzone 2 all day (it's a womans job you can't expect us to do it for too long.


nom nom nom

We took a whole load of pics to make all our mates who didn't come baking jealous, they should be on facebook sooner or later and i'll throw a link up if anyone is actually desperate to see us in action. So we were baking and it ended up with about 10 of us "baking" and by baking i mean making our titled jew, (every group just have to have a jew) Jakob do all the work.

Now I'd just like to say if you think a whole lotta teenage boys baking is gay... All I have to say is where is your delicious coconut slice. Suckas!

As my plans for tonight, I've got none it's sunday night and I'm gunna be going to under water hockey training. (yes I know the joke sport)...

catchya all around



I just find this guy funny...

Weekend, time to hit the piss

People, people. I am in New Zealand and as of now I am finished school for the week. I am 16 and i'm ready to go hit the piss with my mates. As for people who don't know what the hell I'm talking about cause they aint from NZ and don't know what this means. It means I'm going out drinking with the boys.



For all you hippy old fullahs who think I shouldn't be doing at this age can get stuffed cause I know all you old stooges where back stocking up on homebrew back in your day. So peeps lighten up and read on. Anyways for the majority of the hillbilly NZ society Going out on the drink is a norm for people my age. So I'm actually less of a rebel and more of a conformist son of a bitch.



So far my day has consisted of a waterpolo game. Yes I strip down to speedos and show off my side pubes to everyone who doesn't want to see them and put on one of those funny caps... then wrestle with men in a pool... in speedos but thats beside the point. I play waterpolo, I'm not too good but hey we won this game and I didn't keep the bench warm like some of the other players did. I've been playing underwater hockey also for 3 years now... yes I know... it sounds like a silly sport but really it's one of the greatest sports i've ever played. Every other sport is all like get out of the pool and start running! Under water hockey is get out of the pool chill and have a beer. Yes it is a great sport and I can not emphasize enough the greatness of the euphoric slight high you get from oxygen deprivacy. No I kid but it is honestly a great sport.

If you wanna see our underwater hockey team go to this youtube link.
Avondale UWH Demorilisingly Uncouth...

Ok ok go watch this it's freaking epic. We had to send video into the organisers of our nationals tournament so we made a mockery of it. Now of course people won't get the private jokes like the hockey stick with the tic tacs... the yawning lizard is just in there for fun. NOW LOOK FOR ME OK!!! First freeze frame is my ass! I'm the one flying out of the pool!

See you peeps when I'm hungover!