The Guy With No Virginity

Hey guys!

 Yes I know it's been awhile but I'd like to say it's time consuming doing so much school work and looking for jobs and things like that. I have found some work but only temporary which kinda sucks but gives me some more time to jump on my blog and give everyone a run down of whats been going on.

So I bet you're wondering "hey Sam why is your post titled the guy with no virginity?" Well fellow reader it's because of a biology incident that happened only a few days ago. So let's find out about the guy with no virginity.

So in Biology we're learning about evolution and the parts of the brain that control different emotions, and we're being told the story of the guy who blew the front of his head of with a bolt. Turns out it changed his personality because the frontal lobe or something yadeyayaya. So he started gambling, womanizing and spending all his money, the teacher asked the class "what is this guy missing if he has no frontal lobe or one with a bolt in his head?" To which a student in my class said.

His virginity...

This raised a question to me about this guy and the whole losing of his virginity.

Would you sleep with guy with a bolt in his head or missing a forehead in this case? Yaaar I sleep with ye fore head *amazing I come up with all of these myself :).*

I rest my case

As a conclusion, you will not lose your virginity if you don't have a forehead.

Busy Like A Bee

Hey everyone!

I've been so busy lately! It's been hard to get a decent post out. Busy doing school work and trying to find a job. I've recently had to do a group performance for school so that I can be assessed on my musical talent, this is then followed up by a composition due in two days. It's all time consuming and you just forget about things like a blog. But hey I'm here spending a few minutes to update the world.

A main reason I've been gone for the last few days is I'm trying to find a job. One off the internet and one on it as well. I've been applying for small jobs online to see if I can get some easy writing work. There's jobs everywhere it's just finding the right one that causes the problem. Anyways the bottom line is, I've been really really busy with life.

I've also been put on a hard training schedule for my underwater hockey team, runs, press ups, crunches, countless laps of swimming it's running me down. Worst of all I've been forbidden from alcohol until the tournament but hey who wants to win gold right? I guess it will help with my under 18 trials as well, ugh I wish I could just drop it all and become a fatty.

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So life's been hectic... Not much time to do anything. That was another short post of doom!

Cya people, o and stay dancing baby...

Women Have Rights JK Go Make Me A Sandwich

Women and their rights. Ha! They don't have rights, god put them on earth to be our sandwich makers. Not only are they only useful for a handful of things but have a sole cause to make men sandwiches. It's not exactly sexist to in saying that "Women were only created as eye candy and sandwich makers" because I can back it up with they're good at cleaning too.

FOTOLIA!

No I'm kidding I'm not a stuck up chauvinistic pig who only cares about the needs of males and their 'house locked in' due to fear female slaves. I stand up for the rights of females and believe that all females *snigger* should have an *giggle* equal *teehee* part in our society... BAHAHA I couldn't even type how I feel about this. There are only two places I feel a female should be. Kitchen or bedroom. To back up how I feel about this I will tell some jokes that are tasteful to the oppression of women.

What have you done wrong when your woman is nagging you in the lounge?

Made the chain too long

Why have women never made it to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning yet

Why do women live longer than men?

God makes up for the time spent parking

What do you tell the women with two black eyes?

Nothing you've already told her twice

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you like they won't change anything

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Aaaaa being completely honest now though, we studied women rights and the imprisonment of them in their domestic spheres as a side effect from abuse and fear. All in good fun though. I hope I don't get a whole lot of people saying I'm horrible for this post because I actually do think women rights and gender equality is an issue. Well we can only hope for the best for the future of our genders.

Oh and just something funny I thought I'd add. I told my little brother the last of those 5 jokes above... I mean abominations, his answer to it was. One and the other one to go and make me a sandwich. Hmmm guess society is corrupt.

Cya peeps, stay sexist... Oh wait I'm doin wrong...

P.S Down with the JK groups on facebook. Ugh some of them are plain horrible, but the flood of these things are really starting to annoy me

Miley Cyrus' Vagina

Miley Cyrus's Vagina

Dear Miley Cyrus

It has come to my attention that the Internet has procured a photo of you showing your nether regions to the world. I find this distasteful and a slutty juxtaposition to the once good image you projected on our youth. What happened to the good ole days of Hannah Montana, who could be tamed. What would Billy Ray and his mullet think of you doing this dirty deed for the world to see. You have honestly slandered the good name of your memoir by showing such lack of dignity and shame. I am writing this just so you know that me as a viewer of your program on the off occasion and the listener to some of your music, will not be taking an interest unless you talk about vaginas. You have set a bar for us as the public and now I expect no less than pubic, this is not my opinion but the possible opinion now of people expecting you and your vagina flauntery. As a young girl I would expect you to wear sufficient under garments, what sort of situation could arise at your age that would cause you to forget these crucial clothing items. I must say this has been a lack of judgement on your behalf and now people will be expecting a lot more, so ma'am be expecting a lot more creepy attention from stalkers and paparazzi as you have now set and vaginal bar for the media world.

From Sam

P.S Don't show your vagina again...

Letter to Lindsay Lohan More vagina where that came from...