How To Cure A Cold

Well I've been struck with a cold/flu/bodily disfunctionment that has left me bed ridden, coughing and spluttering, so in respect of this disease disabling the mighty Sam I'm going to show you how to cure a cold! Or at least how my mum and her wacky wife remedies would.

1. Don't be bold and go Rambo on the weather.
The strong and fierce Sam usually walks around on a winter day in underwear because he's tough and refuses to believe that if he gets cold he will get a cold. Getting a virus or a bacterial infection have no correlation to your temperature. HOWEVER, when you are sick staying warm is key. Rambo never cured anything or anyone before so going Rambo now ain't going to cure you.

2. Get yoself sum dat purple drank!
No not really the purple drank, but fluids. I went to the doctor today and she said lots of fluids along with keeping warm is what you should do. So this one can be backed up by someone knowledged in medicine, not a wife's tale 'this might work if we tell him it will' myth. I like soda water and this blackberry cordial stuff.

3. For the coughs use a spoonful of sugar.
Slow down there Mary Poppins, we aren't swallowing medicine we're coughing up pieces of our lungs. By spoonful of sugar though I mean honey. I'm not sure if it actually cured my coughing but you may as well try it. I mean lets placebo this up aye. The honey I took helped my cough a lot and provided me with cough relief. The top medical scientists call it honey cure... It's not bacon I swear.

4. Catch some Z's
This one I know works. Just have a mean sleep, put on a DVD and just sleep through it. You feel better after a nice long sleep. Last Friday I slept through the whole night got up had breakfast then slept till 6 that night. I felt a little better but because I was so badly sick I still felt pretty bad.

5. Take a long hot shower or bath
You feel good until you turn off the water and it starts to get cold, BUT until then it's really nice having a shower when your sick. I had a fever so everything was cold especially my feet and hands. So a nice hot shower made it feel all better. Apparently says my ex nurse mum 'it's bad to have your showers too hot with a fever'. Makes sense considering your already too hot. But heck showers feel too good.

There are some cool showers on google...

Lata People! Stay healthy over winter.

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How To Make Your Blog Famous

So here it is, the instant way to make your blog famous. Increase your views to 1000's a day just by doing these few things. Now read carefully because these things aren't too easy to pull of but with the right precision and dedication will bring in traffic like a broken traffic light. Now here's everything you Need to Know.


- Upload all the recent sex tapes of all the new celebrity hoes who want to get their name out there. Not only do you get your name out there but they get their genitals out there also!

- Offer everybody lots of money to come to your site. Just btw guys if you read this post, tell all your friends about it, twitter, stumbleupon, digg, reddit, and send it to 3 other social networking sites I will give you $50. Just saying. Do that to all my posts and I will give you money... Maybe.

- Call your website. "Local Home Pizza Delivery." Need I say more for this one? YES. You will have a very LARGE population of people swarming to your site in no time. haha I'm punny :) get it?

O man I feel like pizza at the moment

- Make Copius Amounts Of Money Here!. Like a million dollars a month, because every person to randomly start a blog can earn a million dollars a month on blogging, come to think of it, I think everybody who starts a blog makes a million dollars a month blogging. Heck I do.

- Super powers? Invisibelts sold here! *honestly on a side tangent, I've just been Amazon link dropping before but man these things actually exist to my surprise, I would definitely click that link.* Fireballs!. Heck I've never searched for super powers but come on there must be a niche out there for it somewhere. If someone does start making money off this idea, I claim some.

- Chuck Norris jokes. Kids put on Superman PJs at night, Superman puts on Chuck Norris PJs at night... Some say where his chin is, there's just another fist. *thanks Family Guy*

- Free instant noodles! If you're on the internet, you like noodles. It's a geometrically proven fact. Indomie Mi Goreng Fried Noodles for 1 Case (30 Bags). Ok this link dropping is getting ridiculous. IF you don't mind it, leave a comment. IF you find it annoying leave a comment. IF you want more links of instant noodles dropped, do I have to say it... LEAVE A COMMENT.

- Blog about the horrors of MSG and the bodies intolerability to process it in the body leaving it to be deposited in the brain possibly causing alzheimer's disease after it causing damage to your heart and various other things.

And finally the most important thing... Of all... To get you that traffic you need!

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- Drop a post titled "How To Make Your Blog Famous" Well I'm hoping atleast :)

Haha thanks for reading guys. I hope you enjoyed my post. As for my studies, I've just come home from lacrosse training and my bodies tired. Over concentrating isn't really what I want at the moment. So blog post it is. I thought I'd throw down some random links in between all of this. So get buying those invisibelts. They do exist and man did they blow my mind.

Have a great week guys and I'll see you next time.