Facebook Button

O quick before I go to bed this above is going to be my new facebook button linking to my page! I want to get a facebook audience! So get clicking liking and referring your friends!

Like button on the right column aswell! Cya guys when I see ya!

Add my twitter too! TWEET!

Facebook Stalker

People I got me some exams coming up in the next two weeks so I probs won't be posting anything for awhile. If I do I would have managed to squeeze some time into my hectic schedule. On the positive side for my free time, my jazz combo was put on hold because we all didn't have enough time and didn't have enough motivation with things we've been doing and stuff like that but nobody wants to hear about Jack being a dull boy.

Now I don't want to leave this post just at that so I decided to list the things people use Facebook for. Hey why not right?

1. Uploading pictures of themselves (Who are we?!?!) momentous occasions and kick ass parties that they attend.

2. Finding a person called 'Shaniqua' to see if any actually exist in NZ or even the world (just an FYI, I checked and there is none... Not even in the world... Daniel.

3. Fraternize with old friends from yonders past. Or stalk exes... take your pick.

4. Post annoying status updates in third person. "Sam Law: Is feeling hungry... Sam Law: Is tired and is going to bed... Sam Law: is annoying and wonders why nobody likes these status's, statuses, statisi? Is that a word?

5. Use facebook to stalk someone even as a stranger because for some reason it lets you look back into each one of their photos. In Soviet Russia, Facebook Pedo Bear's you!

6. Play farming games and become completely obsessed with little pixels in which grow pixel vegies or kill pixel people with pixel weapons. Can you call Farmville a drug? It's obsessive and people pay, fight and waste time on it?

Just an FYI (shopped by yours truly)

7. Start events which stalker pedo people attend to like "Touch a boob day", "Touch a boob week" and we can't forget "Get 5 million people to join to vote Justin Bieber out of gender". It's an actual group and I'll admit I have joined this group.

8. Start a fake account add fake friends and fakely change your relationship status to invoke the attention of others. Though I've never seen it done... I think I'd have to applaud that sad lonely person for such an effort.

9. You can see pictures of something really hilarious when you click oh no... whats this? Quick survey... alright. Vote... Go back... refresh and now they want our details... bail out and I didn't get to see the picture :P

10. Use your mobile phone and wifi enabled devices to feed the obsession that is Facebook. honestly I have no beef with Facebook and I love it myself but damn! They have no dislike button! It would only make the cornucopia of FML's that tad bit funnier.

So there we have it. A few uses for the wonderful online social networking site. Now that I kind of think about it we don't really control Facebook. It kind of controls us.

e.g instead of looking on google or a more logical place to find somebody called Shaniqua (I'll tell you how we got to this in a later post and link back here (visca versca)<---Correct me if I'm wrong with that. :P It doesn't seem to fit.)), we chose Facebook.

In the end we can all conclude that Facebook is just one massive tool for stalking. XD

Anyways, have happy mid terms everyone. Might see you later, might not. :)

Thursday, Running In Circles

Shalom, to all my bros and especially to my jewish bros, I feel obliged to bring some hebrew out in this post as our school jew, Jakob has recently had a facebook page made for him.

Jakob the Jew FB Group

And yes the demotivator does say, jews, they really are a sub race. I find it kinda mean because he's not really a jew his dad is but you know how teenagers are. So anyways a hefty shalom to my buddy Jakob we love you, you dirty jew... O and join the club "Ima nigga flip you". If you haven't seen the nigga flip go to niggaflip.com and get ready to have your mind blowen. It's possibly the best thing I have ever seen :P.

Ima Nigga Flip you FB Group



Onwards!

Ok so I've had my head running round in circles with my main computer. It's been blue screening of death out my asshole. Try to reinstall windows and format... BSOD. Try to play a game, It's fine. Try to post a blog post BSOD!!!. Try to test memory... BSOFD!!! I'm lost for words on this one but I think I'm nearly there slaving away on forums and stuff. As Cleveland would say, "it'll be nice...".

The worst thing about it is I just bought Bioshock 2 and I can't freakn install it, the anticipation is drilling into my skull. This is why I just get a ps3, sure it'd run me 600 bux but man it'd save me a whole lot of trouble. I did run a memory test on my computer and it said a good and healthy computer should have no memory problems and be able to run for weeks. My computer had multiple in the first 0.1% and then was followed by a BSOD. Atleast my computers consistent.



Anyways off to dinner, I'll see you guys on the flip flop later.



Shalom to my spartans.