Answers To The Questions Of Life

•Why are boxing rings square?
- Because UFC snagged the circles I think, pfft only the brutes get circles


•Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
- Hehehehe erect...

•If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
-well actually electricity is a biproduct of electrons so morality is must be a biproduct of morons... Pfft noobs

•Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
- Santa... Definitely Santa

•If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- People without nipples need plastic friends to feel good.

•If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
- Really hard

•When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
- Honestly... Who takes a picture of cheese.

•Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
- I still have fun with the Japanese edition

•Why do doctors call what they do "practice"?
- Well the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one

•If a missing person sees his/her picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
- The system I has beated it!

•How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
- Santa...

•Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
- No one else does?!?!?!

•Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn’t usually wear any pants?
- Ever seen water matted pubes? Same dealio
 
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Cya round peeps, stay Santa... It's always Santa...