Thursday, May 20, 2010

Megan Fox Eeeeeeew

Warning! If you are faint hearted or don't like the image of your favourtie celebrities being busted for ever into a million pieces then don't in any circumstances read this post!

Now I have a picture for you... And this one here isn't so bad. *WARNING* Partial nudity

We can agree this photo is pretty macn of Megan here *to the ignoramus' to the aesthetics of Megan Fox that is*. Don't worry more to come


Ok so lets review how "macn"

Megan really is. In 2008 the silly delusional male readers of the FHM magazine voted her sexiest woman in the world. Hahaha futile noobs...

She was chosen as number 1 in the "25 hottest stars under 25". People must be getting more repulsive day by day...

And in 2009 she was rated 2nd in Maxim's hot 100. This list must have been judged on actual temperature. I'm punny! Get it! No?...


A ravishing picture of our friend Megan here. In this picture she is totally macn tho, come back afterwards to see what I mean :)

Ok so up till now you are kinda asking yourself...
"Whaaaat Sam you be tripping that b***h be smoking"

And the pictures like the one above capture her goodness. But some other pictures make her look less good...

Why do i slander my site with this smut. I should make it a little less worse and post MILF pictures :O

Ok so now you've seen the ironic side of this post, I'll show you the nitty, gritty, shilly? Ha what'd you think I was actually gunna say. :)

Here it is. Read disclaimer above before continuing.

Here it comes...

Be ready...

It's on it's way...

Hold on to your chair...

That's what she said...

Oh that was weak...

Really weak...

AND WAM!

Look at it!!! LOOK at it!!! LOOK AT IT!!!

Now that your perfect image of Megan Fox has been ruined, perverts ask yourself
"Is she ever going to be in your *the word that goes here ryhmes with uuuuuhh... SWANK* bank". For all the Megan Fox perverts out there. Probably not.

Now looking up at the picture I noticed that it says it's her left hand but you try to put your hand on your face in that angle. I think it's her right hand but hey photoshop does wonders these days so no one can be sure. Now go back and look at all the photos. :) You'll see what I mean.

Cya round guys

Word from Sam

Hey guys sorry for messing with your image of Megan Fox. I'm just hoping nobody ever finds something wrong with Katy Perry I definitely have a celebrity crush on Katy Perry. I'm glad to know my exams are over I'm flu free and now I can get back to regular blog posting. I'll see you guys around and remember

Stay chilly people. Whaaaaat?

2 comments:

Andrei said... [Reply to comment]

Ahahaha, I saw that a while ago and was like WTF, but come on, it's just a freakin' thumb! She looks pretty 'bangable' overall, even if that thumb is kinda weird... too bad she can't act much. Oh well!

miniwriter said... [Reply to comment]

@Atroxion

yea she's still hot as :). Bad luck about her getting dropped from transformers 3 aswell

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